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Thu, Jan. 26th, 2006, 01:21 am

Top 10 Teams for Inter Species Wrestling to send to the CHIKARA Tag World Grand Prix!

As part of the recent "The Get ISW Into the CHIKARA Tag World Grand Prix Campaign", here is a list of WHO could possibly be sent down to Pennsylvania to represent the majesty of the Inter-Species Wrestling world. For those interested, a list of WHY ISW should be represented will be put up in the next few days, and maybe a few other articles, if we at the ISW headquarters can think of anything to write. Also, my list may not agree with everyone, so if you have any sort of ideas, feel free to send it to the ISW, with the easiest way being the message board on our website which is found at (as always):

http://www.beyondthebarn.org

1. Twiggy and Viking - Canadian superstar and RUSH fanatic, Twiggy, has had a few run ins with a competitor already announced for the TWGP, "Sweet and Sour" Larry Sweeney. Twiggy's usual partner, Pornstar Juan, is currently on the shelf with a broken jaw (get well soon Juan), and Larry Sweeney's partner, Mana is quite the powerhouse. If Twiggy wants to enter the tournament, and potentially take out the current Tex-Arcana ICWICWA title holder (24/7 rules, naturally), he'll need to bring in some heavy backup. Who better then the man whose fought Nordic Queen's of the sea, Zombies, and numerous other breeds of world class brawlers, Viking? The two have even teamed up in the past, as they, along with Flip D. Berger, defeated Giant Tiger, Bamboo and Moohammad at a CWA event in the summer (to see the match, purchase ISW:Roadkill at SMV or Fortune Video Editing now!) The two are fan favourites in the ISW, and are more then willing to head down south and show them what the humans of ISW can do to the humans of the CHIKARA world.

2. Moohammad and Beast - A new tag team to the Inter-Species realm, but a good one nonetheless. The pair recently won their first ever tag match at ISW "Our Holiday Special" (on sale now, or in the next few days), taking out Flip and Stinky. Moohammad has quickly become one of the most controversial and hated beings in Inter-Species history, raising the ire of many fans across the internet and in Quebec. Beast is truly that, a ruthless wrecking machine willing to do anything to take out the opposition.

3. ThunderC#ck - Another species from the ISW universe, any combination of Dan Paysan, Jimmy Stone and Link would be a worthy tag team to challenge for the new CHIKARA tag belts. They've teamed together at both of the official shows, and are a finely oiled machine willing to pull out all the stops to win. If the family-friendly CHIKARA brand has a problem with the name, I'll be the first to propose Team "ThunderPepperoni"!

4. Zombies - The wrestling world needs to see the phenomenon known as "Zombie Lucha"! Since there's literally an endless supply of wrestlers to compete in this, CHIKARA is free to pick and chose. Perhaps Izzie Deadyet, who recently challenged Viking, or the newer zombie, Zombie Queen of the Sea World "HELLga", or the living dead master himself, Gorelust! Any one of these individuals or countless others could be a dastardly duo to represent Inter Species Wrestling. Heck, can animals be brought back to life as a zombie? If so, maybe a certain bear or two can come back for a special occasion like this? It's up to the Zombies really who they bring to this dance/brain-eatery.

5. The Condiment Connection - A favourite from the original "One Hit Wonder" show, Ketchup and Mustard could come back down off the shelf and venture out into the world of Tag Teams, and compete in their first ever tag match? Only one hitch on this one though, the pair are rumored to be "life-partners", thanks to Canadian legislature. Will CHIKARA or even AMERICA let this team compete?

6. Beef Wellington and Snake the Jake - Last year, Beef and his old friend/enemy, the Bear failed to win the tournament. Perhaps Beef will want to team up with another animal, and compete officially for Inter Species Wrestling? I'm suggesting the unique stylings of Snake "the Jake" Robertson with his powerful bite? Or maybe Beef and Moohammad (both referencing the Bovine species in their names) could team up? The possibilities are endless (hypothetically) with Beef and any number of animals!

7. Maxime Boyer and Fred Le Merveille - Both men have impressive records in ISW. Fred has defeated both Twiggy and Mustard of the condiment connection. Maxime put on a stellar match at "Our Holiday Special" against Kevin Steen, and came up on the winning end in what many considered the "Match of the Night". Both are great competitors bringing the old school French style to their opponents, and now, maybe America? Also, the two team regularly in IWS, so they have a great deal of familiarity.

8. Twiggy and Player Uno - These are two of the biggest ISW fan favourites, so why not send them down to America to win over the American hearts? The pair are rumoured friends, as there is a photo or two on the IWS website featuring the pair hugging. Hugs and hearts? America, here they come (maybe, well, not likely)!

9. Mike Rotch and Kevin Steen - After Bamboo (RIP) was thrown from the balcony at the Our Holiday Special, Inter Species Wrestling Thingamajig, Mike Rotch was seen visibly distraught, and even shedding a few (very manly) tears. The first to comfort the Rotchy one, was none other then Kevin Steen! If tears and hugs don't make a good team (see the previous entry), then nothing does. It's a winning combination, surely!

10. Damian and the head of Bamboo the Panda - Hey, one's a fierce terrorist warrior who is known to chop and knee his way to brutal victories. The other is the severed head (Lord of the Flies reference here) of a beloved panda bear that died on New Years Day, from complications stemming from a deadly fall, caused by none other then Damian himself! It only makes sense CHIKARA people, this needs to be booked - yesterday preferably.

There you go, a short list of potential candidates. There's numerous more, as the ISW world is a large and lush one, filled with many surprises and wacky characters. Feel free to tell us your ideas for a Team ISW on the Inter Species Wrestling message board @ http://www.beyondthebarn.org.

Coming soon is a look at the very important WHY Team ISW should be in the Tag World Grand Prix!

TheFarmHand

"ISW + TWGP = ISWTWGP (and fun)!"

Tue, Jan. 24th, 2006, 05:57 pm
Starting Now!

For those of you not in the know, CHIKARA! Pro Wrestling is running its annual Tag World Grand Prix very soon. So far 18 superstar teams have been announced for the 32 team field.

We here over at the ISW Newsline (AKA Me, the Farmhand AKA the one who hasn't updated in a few months) would like to get the ball rolling (once again, late) to get an ISW team entered into the tournament.

Over the new few days, a couple columns will go out, outlining the two main questions involved with getting a team in: WHY AND WHO! Both are important, and both will be answered. Also, if we can help out the fine folks at CHIKARA to pimp this mother out, we'll definately do it, so in the spirit of being awesome:




For more information on the teams/event, please check out THIS link!


To get the ball rolling on the get Team ISW into the TWGP, I present a very special banner for you fans to use:


I made it myself! Isn't it awesome! Feel free to steal it and use it whatever way you want, including anything sexual. Just keep it in your pants, mister!

TheFarmhand!

Thu, Nov. 24th, 2005, 04:13 am
The Mike Rotch Interview - Part One

The Mike Rotch Interview – Part 1

By The Farmhand

 

The Farmhand: To start, could you tell all the inter species fans across the globe, what exactly is your role in the success story that is Inter Species Wrestling?

 

Mike Rotch: I was the man who initiated an absolute joke of a conversation with Elsa about a fed of all ridiculous matches.  We both had really crazy ideas, most of which have NOT been brought to the forefront yet.  A lot of the ones you've seen, are mine.  She's called me a creative genius before, and I said, "whatever."  Therefore, I am ISW's whatever...I've done whatever to get this shit rollin'. Or you could sum it up with: My mind had sex with the abso-fucking-sexy-lutely mind of Elsa Bangz, impregnating her head for 9 months - resulting in the first show.

 

TFH: Ah, how charming. On August 26th, ISW ran its first show, what was that like for you?

 

Mike Rotch: A hybrid of stress, relief, and joy.  I commentated, and as a lot of people who bought the DVD have pointed out, it wasn't that great.  The show was an awesome success though, so fuck you!  Don't nitpick.  Yeah, the show...it felt great to finally see a dream materialize.  And I was really really sweaty when it was all said and done...I think I hugged you, even!

 

TFH: Yes, I can confirm that it was the second sweatiest hug I received that day. The other was a "Big Sweaty Hug" from CHIKARA superstar, Jigsaw, after his match. Speaking of commentary, what was it like to do commentary with such industry greats as Mike Quackenbush, and Larry Sweeney?

 

Mike Rotch: To be honest, I marked out too much when Quack was out there.  I'm a big fan of both his wrestling, and commentary on CHIKARA DVDs...and I pretty much just sat there an listened to him call the match, with me throwing the odd word in.  Sweeney was great as well.  Both guys were absolutely awesome, and it was both an honour (yes, with a 'u' in there, because I am a Canadian) and a pleasure to have  them involved on the show.  I love you guys.

 

TFH: The CHIKARA fellows sure added a fun element to ONE HIT WONDER?! What kind of talent can we expect on the next show, Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas?

 

Mike Rotch: Well, you'll obviously be seeing the ginornous amount of wrestlers representing various species, walks of life, minimum wage paying careers, and other gimmick groups that we can't file under a specific header - that you grew to love while watching our first show, and our numerous invitational matches that have been happening all over the freakin' place.  As well as a host of talent that, while new to Inter Species Wrestling, are well known to all you fans of good independent wrestling.

 

TFH: How descriptive, while still being vague, props for that my friend. Since this is a Christmas themed show, can fans expect any Christmas themed events? Perhaps the return of XANTA XLAUS?

Mike Rotch: Ohhhh...Xanta Klaus...my god, I was seriously hoping he'd stay around.  He was boss.  Does he work cheap?

 

TFH: I’ve heard all you need is a glass of milk and a plate of cookies. Anyways, ISW hasn’t run a show in a few months, but have been putting on a fall tour all across Quebec, can you tell us how this all came about?

 

Mike Rotch: Well, actually, our first ever Inter Species Wrestling 'sanctioned' match took place at another promotion's show, 3 weeks before our debut event.  Our first show left the 75 or so fans who attended buzzing and anticipating another show - and if you've read our Mission Statement on the website, you'd know damn well that we will only produce an ISW show when we have scrounged up enough money to  blow on questionable wrestling shows.  We're poor, and pretty cheap...it's a bad mix - but fuck you!  Anywaaay, we needed a way to keep the ball rolling while waiting for the right time to put on another show.  The International Wrestling Syndicate, the absolute biggest and best indy fed in Quebec BAR NONE, came to my area, and put on a show called the "Syndicate Invitational."  A show where  they invited wrestlers to put on a match, in an attempt to impress their booking team, and earn a shot at being on the roster.  Bam, we were invited - and while we didn't put on the BEST match on that show - Bamboo and Flip really were the ones who livened up the otherwise dead crowd.

Since then, it's either been connections to other feds - or an invitation to perform a match - that's resulted in our numerous matches all over the freakin' place.

 

TFH: So, as much fun and joy as ISW has produced, there seems to be a negative reaction, from more traditionalist fans, how do you react to this heavy criticism about the quality of ISW?

 

Mike Rotch: Honestly, I don't know exactly what to say to them.  I guess they're just not too fond of others having a good time.  Their criticism is 100% blind, as we only drew 75 fans, and none of them were the shit talkers.  They were probably out busting their asses in other feds, and still not popping the bigger crowd they performed in front of.  That's right, we didn't draw much - but our crowd was   hot all night...so yeah.  We've sold out both printings of our DVD, and have sold multiple copies worldwide through our distribution deal with Smart Mark Video.  The supporters outweigh the 'haters', so whatever.  I feel like an asshole, but yeah.  Don't treat us as if we're a joke.  Don't treat us as if we're a joke.  I don't care if you like us or not...just c'mon.  I don't heel on your work. That's all.

 

TFH: Awesome, there have been rumours of a DVD of all the recent matches that ISW has been doing all across Quebec, can you settle any of these rumours?

 

Mike Rotch: It's absolutely true.  Inter Species Wrestling will release "ROADKILL - Volume 1" at the next show...just in time for you to purchase for a loved one for Christmas.  It'll contain some never before seen stuff, and I know you kids are into that!  Buy it up.  Buy 'One Hit Wonder?!' too.  We're nice guys.  Buy both, and we'll hook you up. Details on where to get this ABSOLUTELY AMAZING DVD over the internet will be available before you can do something that doesn't take much time at all.

 

TFH: So fall tours, a Christmas special, what else can we expect from Inter Species Wrestling in the near future?

 

Mike Rotch: I would really love to see our "ROADKILL" tour continue, as I know that promotions enjoy having us almost as much as we love being there.  It'd be great to see it expand into the USA.  We've got guys who want to start sending out tapes to help that along, which is awesome.  I, myself, have my own ideas.  I'm always thinking.  I, myself, know where I want this company to go.  Getting it there is the challenge, and lucky for us all, I do enjoy a challenge.  As does my partner in crime, Elsa, who I've barely mentioned in this interview.  Wasn't for a lack of trying though, you just ask crappy questions - farm geek.  Anyway, right now, I'm having fun.  The mammals are having fun.  The fans are having fun. As long as this keeps up, I could see us going somewhere.

 

 

That’s the end of part one. Part 2, a much more comical look at ISW and Mike Rotch, should be finished shortly.

Thu, Nov. 24th, 2005, 04:08 am
Newest Press Release - Steen Vs. Boyer, 6 Man War, MORE!

For Immediate Release:

Mike Rotch
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

Breaking News – More debuts! More matches! More, more!

MORE NEW FACES!

In our last release, I made mention of the debuts of quite a few new faces here in Inter Species Wrestling. You know of two so far, them being Sexxxy Eddy, and Snake "The Jake" Roberts - who we believe to look like this...

<img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/8324/snakejake6if.jpg> ...here's a little bit of info on 3 more men debuting at "Our Holiday Special" on December 9 - in Valleyfield. "Super Style" Maxime Boyer, while not a household name for most independent wrestling fans, is definitely someone with the skills to become just that. Making his presence felt in many of Quebec's indy promotions in 2006 - many people have taken notice and praise him as Quebec's next breakout indy star. A student of Jacques Rougeau, Boyer is known for his technical wrestling abilities, and wide array of submission holds. His opponent on December 9, will be someone who needs very little introduction. Former IWS and EWR champion. Current Pro Wrestling Guerilla and CZW Ironman title holder. Kevin Steen's credentials speak for themselves. Nicknamed "Mr. Wrestling" by fans, Steen will make his Inter Species Wrestling debut in what I think will be an incredible match. Man? Animal? Manimal!? We're not quite sure which category/species we'd file Beast under. While visibly a man, Beast attempted to rip my head off when I pointed it out. Raised by a pack of jaguars in Brazil's Amazon Jungle, he's made it clear that he is coming to ISW to slaughter humans - for what they've done to his home (Much of the Amazon has been destroyed due to logging and road construction.) Super Mario vs. *random other generic Italian name??!* On August 26, 2005 - at ISW's "ONE HIT WONDER!?" - fans witnessed quite possibly the most chaotic clusterf*ck in wrestling history. The inter species scramble. Zombies, animals, nintendorks, and ITALIANS(!) known as "Thundercock" bit, clawed, and Stone Cold stunnered eachother in the most "WTF!?"-laden match that Quebec wrestling fans have had the honour(?) of viewing. When it was all said and done, Thundercock were on top - scoring the pin over Double Dragon 2.0. Apparently this doesn't end there as Double Dragon - seeking revenge - have challenged the two Italians who defeated them - Jimmy Stone and Link, as well as the third member of their band of spaghetti slurpers - Dan Paysan to a 6 man tag match. Teaming with Double Dragon will be fellow Nintendork, and the man who defeated CHIKARA's Ultramantis Black at "One Hit Wonder!?", Player Uno. ======== CONFIRMED FOR "OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL" SO FAR... -Beef Wellington will be honoured. -Moohammad "The Terrorist Cow" vs. Flip D. Berger. -"Mr Wrestling" Kevin Steen vs. "Super Style" Maxime Boyer. -Izzie Deadyet vs. Pubis Le Viking -Thundercock vs. Nintendorks - 6 Man Mayhem! -The debuts of Beast, Sexxxy Eddy, and Snake "The Jake" Roberts. -MORE TO COME! ======== Quick News: 1. Kevin Steen vs. Maxime Boyer! 2. Thundercock vs. Nintendorks - 6 Man Mayhem! 3. Beast is coming! 4. WTF is Snake "The Jake" Roberts?! ISW Presents: Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas? December 9, 2005. 7h30 pm. Doors at 7. Admission is $5. Salle Des Chevaliers de Colomb: 70 Rue Académie, Valleyfield Quebec Map: HTTP://WWW.MWFONLINE.CA/EN/IMG/MAP_01.GIF Inter-Species Wrestling – “Where 'manimal' is a word!” www.beyondthebarn.org

Thu, Nov. 24th, 2005, 04:06 am

Past Press Releases:

For Immediate Release:

Mike Rotch
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

Breaking News – Debuts! A challenge accepted! + MORE!

New faces...

The Fight Before Christmas, on December 9th, will mark the debuts of quite a few new faces for us here at ISW. Wrestlers from far and wide have contacted us, in order to secure a spot on our AWESOME roster - and I am here to announce the signing of 2 of the more prominent ones.

The "Triple X Sexxx Exxxpress" Sexxxy Eddy (a name that is absolute HELL for those with lisps to pronounce) - will make his Inter Species debut at "Our Holiday Special." Eddy is well known on the indy scene, having competed in such feds as IWS, MWF, CZW, JAPW, PWG, and Germany's WXW. While it's not known who his opponent will be yet, he recently proclaimed that he doesn't "do" inter-species....so I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Check out this promo he cut on Inter Species Wrestling, and many other explicit things.

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW15.wmv

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Another new face you'll see at our show on December 9, is actually the complete opposite of Eddy - in the sense that we seriously don't know who the hell he is. He contacted us via email, informing us that he worked cheap - and that his persona definitely belongs in a promotion like this one.

We booked him immediately - mainly because;

a) He works cheap!

We thought he was a famous former WWF/WCW/ECW superstar...DAMN YOU, DYSLEXIA!

....only to realize our blunder later...

Anyway...so yeah. On Friday, December 9 - in Valleyfield - the fans in attendance will be treated to the Inter Species Wrestling debut of Snake "THE JAKE" Roberts. Yeah....I know. Since we have no clue as to what this guy looks like, we asked our composite artist - Mitchel Ward - to draw up what he thinks a guy named 'Snake "The Jake" Roberts' would look like. Drawings are located below...

Composite # 1
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Past Press Releases:

For Immediate Release:

Mike Rotch
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

Breaking News – Debuts! A challenge accepted! + MORE!

New faces...

The Fight Before Christmas, on December 9th, will mark the debuts of quite a few new faces for us here at ISW. Wrestlers from far and wide have contacted us, in order to secure a spot on our AWESOME roster - and I am here to announce the signing of 2 of the more prominent ones.

The "Triple X Sexxx Exxxpress" Sexxxy Eddy (a name that is absolute HELL for those with lisps to pronounce) - will make his Inter Species debut at "Our Holiday Special." Eddy is well known on the indy scene, having competed in such feds as IWS, MWF, CZW, JAPW, PWG, and Germany's WXW. While it's not known who his opponent will be yet, he recently proclaimed that he doesn't "do" inter-species....so I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Check out this promo he cut on Inter Species Wrestling, and many other explicit things.

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW15.wmv

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Another new face you'll see at our show on December 9, is actually the complete opposite of Eddy - in the sense that we seriously don't know who the hell he is. He contacted us via email, informing us that he worked cheap - and that his persona definitely belongs in a promotion like this one.

We booked him immediately - mainly because;

a) He works cheap!

We thought he was a famous former WWF/WCW/ECW superstar...DAMN YOU, DYSLEXIA!

....only to realize our blunder later...

Anyway...so yeah. On Friday, December 9 - in Valleyfield - the fans in attendance will be treated to the Inter Species Wrestling debut of Snake "THE JAKE" Roberts. Yeah....I know. Since we have no clue as to what this guy looks like, we asked our composite artist - Mitchel Ward - to draw up what he thinks a guy named 'Snake "The Jake" Roberts' would look like. Drawings are located below...

Composite # 1
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Challenge accepted?!

PCO. Pandas. Zombies. John Zandig.

Just a few people mentioned in a video promo filmed a month ago by Pubis Le Viking, issuing an open challenge to anyone to fight him at the next Inter Species Wrestling show.

Here's the promo for those who haven't seen it....

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW11.wmv

Anyway, it seems as though the challenge has been accepted. Located below, is a link to a promo by the homeless zombie - Izzie Deadyet - where he proceeds to talk with his mouth full, and say SOMETHING that sounds like an acceptance of Viking's request. Or maybe he just likes Zandig...WHO KNOWS?! Watch it.

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW16.wmv

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And that's all we've got for you on this day. I also apologize for the suckiness of this press release...it wasn't written by the Farm Hand, as he is currently battling the bird flu.

Look for more announcements regarding December 9, Eddy's opponent, and other debuting wrestlers in the coming weeks..

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Quick News:
1. Sexxxy Eddy to debut at ISW's "Our Holiday Special!" on December 9!
2. Our dyslexic asses booked Snake "The Jake" Roberts....
3. Viking vs. Zombies?! Perhaps!

ISW Presents: Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas?
December 9, 2005. 7h30 pm. Doors at 7.
Admission is $5.
Salle Des Chevaliers de Colomb: 70 Rue Académie, Valleyfield Quebec
Map: HTTP://WWW.MWFONLINE.CA/EN/IMG/MAP_01.GIF

Inter-Species Wrestling – “WTF is Snake the Jake?!? Some dude wrestling at ISW on December 9th!”

www.beyondthebarn.org



For Immediate Release:
The Farm Hand
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

Breaking News – Inter Species Wrestling is proud to announce two big events for the next show, Our Holiday Special:

The Fight Before Christmas, on December 9th, in Valleyfield, Quebec.

Lifetime Achievement Award to be Given Out!
On December 9th, 2005, Inter Species Wrestling will perform a very special ceremony to bestow a great honour to a great performer. In a worldwide first, Inter Species Wrestling will give away a “Lifetime Achievement in Inter Species Action” award to one special competitor. This very special award will be given to a man who truly embodies the spirit of Inter Species Wrestling. For multiple years, this man of action has taken on all comers, facing off against numerous animals, including a dragon, a bear, and a shark. He also brought international acclaim to inter species action, as he even teamed up with his former foe, The Bear, to compete in the 2005 edition of the CHIKARA Tag World Grand Prix! This man, of course, goes by one name and one glorious name only: Beef Wellington. Perhaps the most requested competitor for ISW action in the brief history of Inter Species Wrestling, Beef will make his debut on December 9th, in Valleyfield, Quebec. Not much is known about this upcoming ceremony, only that it will be for his tireless efforts in promoting the phenomenon that is inter species competition. Apparently, it will be a very prestigious affair, with a trophy, potentially even a plaque being present to Mr. Wellington. I have also been told that some streamers may be placed decoratively around the ring, to give a very classy feel to the event. More of these important details will surely be announced in the coming weeks, or maybe even in the brief seconds before the ceremony actually occurs. Everyone in the ISW family is extremely happy about bringing the talent of Mr. Wellington into the Inter Species Wrestling fold, and expects the event to be a big success.

One member of the ISW family is not happy about this announced ceremony. Giant Tiger, one of the animals, is apparently angry over this decision, and potentially even plans to ruin this grand occasion.

Click on the link located below to see Beef ATTEMPT to talk about this occasion, and the shocking reaction of Giant Tiger.

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW14.wmv

In an attempt to get a comment from Giant Tiger, he merely grunted angrily, and chewed on a banana peel. In the next few weeks before the next show “Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas”, I will attempt to interview Mr. Tiger, and try to understand why he dislikes Mr. Wellington so much. Keep a look out for that in the ISW Newsline, which can be found at

www.livejournal.com/users/iswnews

Grudge Match Announced: Moohammad Vs. Flip D. Berger!
Inter Species is very happy to announce the very first match for our second show, and it is a very special grudge match. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow will battle “The Masta of the Spatula” Flip D. Berger. This feud has been building for months now, as the two have waged a war of words in the promos on www.beyondthebarn.org. This feud continues this month as an
intense promo was shot after a recent MWF show, with Moohammad accepting the challenge issued by Flip. What resulted was a brawl of truly theatrical proportions, with the pair duelling with chairs on top of a stage! In order to witness this crazy stuff, click on the link below!

http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW13.wmv

While this grudge match is certainly exciting, continue to look for many more great matches to be announced in the coming days for the next show, (all the information can be found below) “Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas!”

Quick News:
1. Beef Wellington to receive lifetime achievement award on December 9th, 2005. Giant Tiger is not happy about it!
2. Grudge Match: Moohammad Vs Flip D. Berger – the first match announced!
3. For all of the up to the minute Inter Species Wrestling News, Columns, Pictures, and much more, please visit the ISW

Newsline:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/iswnews
It will be updated this week, with an interview with ISW important dude, Mike Rotch, with many updates about the past, present, and future of ISW.
Also coming soon: An interview with “He Loves Rush” Twiggy and a look at the two enemies Moohammad has made thus far: Bamboo and Flip D. Berger.

ISW Presents: Our Holiday Special: The Fight Before Christmas?
December 9, 2005. 7h30 pm. Doors at 7.
Salle Des Chevaliers de Colomb: 70 Rue Académie, Valleyfield Quebec
Map: HTTP://WWW.MWFONLINE.CA/EN/IMG/MAP_01.GIF

Inter-Species Wrestling – “Where’s the Beef? At ISW on December 9th!”

www.beyondthebarn.org

Sun, Nov. 13th, 2005, 01:22 am
Updates Coming.

Sorry for the lack of updates, even though practically knows about this... yet.

Tomorrow, I'm going to post the first half of The Farmhand's interview with ISW Something, Mike Rotch. This first half is a very serious (shockingly), and informative read.

Also this week will be a new press release, and hopefully some information on more matches for "Our Christmas Special".

Also, be on the look out for a very special Twiggy interview, and the second half of the Mike Rotch interview. Plus more ISW column fun about Moohammad, Bamboo, and Flip D Berger. HUZZAH!

Mon, Oct. 31st, 2005, 12:24 am

Fri, Oct. 28th, 2005, 02:13 am
Paper Training Issue One: Moohammad's COWardly Attack!!!

Paper Training
Number 1
The Farmhand (For beyondthebarn.org)
26/10/2005

It was my first time returning to Parts Unknown the home of the illustrious ISW farms, in almost two months. I’ve been away working on my second year of my joint degree (agriculture technology, and creative writing) at the world famous “Farmer Joe’s Farming and Writing Emporium College Center”. I won’t lie, I had kind of gotten away from the Inter Species Wrestling writings, being too busy with my essays and soil irrigation tests. However, I was coming back for a reason, and it was urgent.

Cut back a day before, at 1am in the morning in my dorm (its basically a horse stall in a barn), reading Shakespeare and the Farmer’s Almanac, and the phone rings. On the other end is a frantic ISW upper-management official, ranting about something that occurred at last Friday’s CWA event. In case you were unaware, a huge Inter Species Wrestling 6 mammal tag team match was occurring on the card. It was a very special animals vs. humans match up, with Moohammad, Giant Tiger, and Bamboo taking on Twiggy, Flip D. Berger, and Viking. This was the latest in a string of matches in the “ISW Fall Tour Extravaganza” taking place all across Quebec. Called the Match of the Night by some fans (for a full review of the CWA card, check out http://514wrestling.com/forums/); as Inter Species Wrestling celebrated its triumph pf impressing the Quebec fans once again.

Humanity triumphed over its furry opponents, with the entire human team triple pinning the fallen champion of the slow-witted felines, Giant Tiger. However, the real story is the apparent sinister twist that took place towards the end of the match. Nearing the end of the species war, Moohammad, the Terrorist Cow attacked his fellow animal brother, Bamboo the panda, laying a savage beating on him. This allowed Giant Tiger to be triple teamed and defeated, adding a win to the human side of the ISW equation. Showing no sympathy to the fact that Bamboo also has four legs, Moohammad decimated the much-loved hero of the WWF, leaving Bamboo a mess.

Inter Species management was outraged at this shocking turn of events, as many animal lobbying groups like AAAAV (Animals Against Animal on Animal Violence) and VAGINA (Violence on Animals is Generally Not Acceptable) phoned ISW headquarters and complained for hours. This is not to say that Inter Species Wrestling cares about offending people (can you say Thundercock anyone?), it’s the fact that ISW management could not order their lunch and dinner specials from KFC due to the phone line being tied up with angry callers. If there’s anything, that ISW management hate (besides being any affiliation with bestiality home videos) – it is a good lunch being ruined. Management originally planned to sue the lobbyists, citing the very influential PETA vs. Sunday brunch case of 1995, they are now fuming at the actions of Moohammad. They are currently looking at this options and assured me that Moohammad would see his punishment at the second ISW show – “Our Holiday Special” on December 9th.

I contacted Moohammad’s “cell”, in attempts to get a comment on this situation, but all attempts to get a hold of this beast were denied. However, his camp did allow me to schedule interview time with the terrorist leader, and if I make it out alive, look for that interview in the near future here on the ISW news line. I also got in contact with Bamboo the panda, and while he is ever vigilante in his silent nature, one could feel the seething hate this formally gentle giant now emits. As he furiously ripped away at his lunch (bamboo reeds, naturally), his eyes peered into my soul, and I could feel the icy chill. I’m man enough to admit that even I, having grown up around the various ISW animals on the farm, have never been so scared of any ISW competitor, even Moohammad himself! Perhaps, Bamboo’s only comfort is in the fact that he has a powerful ally on his side – the ISW management, the most powerful force in the known universe (other then awesome might of Pop-Rocks mixed with Coke).

At this point, it seems like a foregone conclusion that Moohammad and Bamboo will lock up in the near future in an Inter-Species grudge match. But what will be the cost? The animal species in Inter Species Wrestling is already a limited group, with very few animals getting a break thus far. With this already small camp divided, who can the animals rely on? Can they continue to prove their worth in the wrestling world? If not, is a job writing rhetorical question in their future?

One thing has been made clear, the fact that Moohammad is not to be trusted, by anyone. It is now apparent that this dastardly bovine shows no alliance to anyone other then himself. He is truly becoming a being of terror, looking to destroy everyone that does not see the world in his own unique way. If you are an animal, a human, a zombie, or even a stoner, it is a very good chance that Moohammad despises you with every succulent ounce of his being. Moohammad is quickly becoming a force to be challenged with in the inter species rings, displaying tremendous talent, ferocity, and most importantly – hate.

So that’s what brought me back to the farms, this vicious act of animal on animal violence, perhaps a sign of things to come for Inter-Species Wrestling? More Moohammad discussion is surely imminent, with the aforementioned interview coming in the next few weeks, and after some recent new research that I’ve uncovered, I might just have a breakthrough look at the history of Moohammad, his origin, one might say. Look for those, and more Inter Species Wrestling news, commentary, previews, pictures, and MORE in the ISW News Line!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/iswnews

The Farmhand

Shill: Inter Species Wrestling returns with “Our Holiday Special”:
December 9th, 2005
Chevaliers de Colomb (aka the MWF Arena) in Valleyfield, Quebec
Doors – 7:30, Bell Time – 8:00
Full Card to Be Announced Shortly

Fri, Oct. 28th, 2005, 02:12 am
Inter-Species Wrestling Second Show Announced!



For Immediate Release:

The Farm Hand
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

Breaking news, Inter Species Wrestling is proud to announce the preliminary details for the second ever ISW extravaganza! On Friday, December 9th, 2005, Inter Species Wrestling is proud to put on “Our Holiday Special: The Fight before Christmas”! It will take place, once again, at Chevaliers de Colomb (aka the MWF Arena) in Valleyfield, Quebec. A card will be announced over the course of the next month, with plenty of great inter-species action taking place. The event will once again be a double header with the fine people at MWF, with MWF hosting their own event the next night, on December 10th, 2005.

This will be ISW’s first time promoting its own event in over three months, since August’s “One Hit Wonder?!” (I suppose we can now get rid of the question mark) Over the course of the fall, the ISW was proud to put on an “Autumn Inter-Species Tour” all across the great province of Quebec. Many great ISW matches were held at various federations, including CPW, CWA, and IWS. A DVD release of all these matches is planned shortly, look for more details in upcoming days.

In addition, Inter Species Wrestling is happy to announce a much easier way for inter species fans to keep up with all the latest ISW news. We recently launched our very own ISW live journal/news line, to keep everyone up to date with news, columns, and fun ISW factoids. A column is currently up, detailing the recent shocking events of Moohammad and Bamboo, at the recent CWA show. This story, plus more ISW news then you can shake a grizzly bear at, can be found at:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/iswnews

More details on the next ISW event, “Our Holiday Special: The Fight before Christmas” will be coming in the next few weeks, including the entire mammal filled card! Keep checking the ISW news line, message board, and press releases for more inter-species fun!

Inter-Species Wrestling – “Returning for some Christmas fun!”

www.beyondthebarn.org